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| COMMUTER SURVIVAL: the sardine express on a good day |
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| COMMUTER SURVIVAL: tourists should be held in quarantine until after 9am |
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| COMMUTER SURVIVAL: a typical commuting morning on the 7:15 from Cambridge |
survival
techniques for getting to work by train
It's a jungle out there and this is The Moaning Cow's guide to help commuters survive
the daily ordeal of getting to work by train. It includes outrageous but true information on how to spot and avoid sitting
next to nightmare passengers, the health dangers from train announcements, the identification of the worst train routes and
the unwritten rules on food, toilet and luggage etiquette. Forget Bear Grylls and his faux death dicing, commuting is the
extreme sport for this century and The Moaning Cow knows how to negotiate the toughest challenges.
Dedicated to fellow commuters everywhere - we are heroes
Check out the following to help you survive the daily
grind:
The system - how to understand the train system and the worst performing operators
The trains - the redeeming features of trams, the tube and overground trains - if there are any
Who's who - ever wondered about barriermen or the British Transport Police? All is revealed
Commuter types - how to spot the 12 types of annoying commuters and how to survive them
Commuter survival tips - indispensible survival tips to get you through the week
Etiquette and rules - etiquette on the way to work and the unspoken rules of commuting
Out the window - your guide to passing the journey by looking out the window
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